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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}
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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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